ALICE: Boss, Apple just announced that they were releasing the iTablet.
THE BOSS: I knew this day would come.
THE BOSS: The media has been going crazy over the rumors and speculations concerning Apple’s foray into the tablet market. Will it replace the Kindle? Will it make the NetBook obsolete? What new marvels of engineering will they introduce that will leave the competition in the dust? In short, what is the iTablet?
ALICE: It’s an iPod touch, only bigger.
THE BOSS: Genius!
It should be noted that I unintentionally misnamed the Apple tablet product. It is, of course, the “iPad” and not the “iTablet.” I flaked.