ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. How may I assist you this morning?
CUSTOMER: How reliable is your product warranty?
ALEX: We have the least comprehensive, most reliable warranties on the market today.
CUSTOMER: Don’t you mean “most comprehensive?”
CUSTOMER: You said “least comprehensive.” Don’t you mean “most comprehensive?”
ALEX: No, our warranties don’t cover anything. That’s what makes them so reliable.