Help Desk

Moving Down The Ladder

Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: I’m really having trouble accepting this tier-structured payment scheme of yours. It seems very arbitrary.

ALICE: I assure you, a great deal fo thought and planning went into determining exactly what Tier each customer is placed in.

CUSTOMER: But you said I was Tier Four — which means, according to you, I have no influence to speak of, either on the web or in the real world — while my brother was Tier Three. So you consider him more influential than me?

ALICE: That’s what our analysis found.

CUSTOMER: But I have a lot of influence online — I have a blog and everything.

ALICE: Oh? What kind of blog is it?

CUSTOMER: I publish a web comic.

ALICE: In that case I’m going to have to push you down to Tier Five.

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