STEVE: Well, you’re very clever, Old Man, but I’m afraid two can play at that game.
THE BOSS: You intend to retaliate.
STEVE: Sorry. Steve was afraid you’d pull a stunt like this sooner or later, so he took steps. If you are going to tarnish our image by associating us with activities that run completely against our philosophy, then we’re going to have to do the same to you.
ALICE: Apple just issued a press release claiming we adopt stray puppies.