Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: Hello, I’m trying to —
ALEX: Cyberterror is a looming danger that threatens to unravel the very fabric of our society.
CUSTOMER: Yesterday you said Cyberterror wasn’t a credible threat at all.
ALEX: We’ve received new information that forced us to reconsider.
CUSTOMER: What new information?
ALEX: People are more likely to buy our products when they’re too frightened to think rationally.
