There Might Be Bias

Comic Transcript

ALICE: Heya Viktor. How are you this morning?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Troubled, Alice. Troubled and apprehensive.

ALICE: What’s up?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I just received notice that a company is suing us. They claim they’ve patented the process the Ubersoft Marketing Language uses to separate content from reality.

ALICE: Oh please. Ubersoft has been separating content from reality for decades. There’s no way they could possibly have patented that.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Normally it wouldn’t be an issue, but I have some concerns about the venue.

NARRATOR: SOMEWHERE IN TEXAS

THE JUDGE: Bailiff, get the rope. There’s going to be a hanging.

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