Comic Transcript
LEFTY: Look, I’m sorry about this. You seem like an OK guy. You were just in the wrong profession in the wrong place at the wrong time.
BARRY: (Choking) Hkg!
LEFTY: Well whaddaya expect me to do about it? I’m just a working stiff like you. I have deadlines and paperwork, just like everyone else.
BARRY: Gkhgn?
LEFTY: Yeah, paperwork. Strongarm Action reports and Post-Hostility Assessments, mostly. A real pain in the neck, but it’s important if I want a good mid-year evaluation.
BARRY: Hkkkk?
LEFTY: I use UberWordSoftPro for most of it. It does OK, as long as I don’t print. It crashes every time I print.
(Silence.)
LEFTY: Now that I think of it, I’m a lot less sorry about this than I was a few seconds ago.
