CUSTOMER: I’ve been hearing a lot of good things about the latest version of Nifty Doorways.
ALEX: We’ve been very pleased with the amount of favorable press we’ve been getting.
CUSTOMER: The only thing that worries me is that due to the poor economy I won’t be able to afford it when its finally released.
ALEX: Our marketing department is very sensitive to the recent economic woes and has taken steps accordingly.
CUSTOMER: So you’re going to sell it at a reduced price?
ALEX: No, we’re hiking up the price by 25%.
CUSTOMER: I’m waiting for you to defend that statement in such a convoluted and complicated manner that my ability to process fundamental concepts of logic fails utterly.
ALEX: It’s been a rough year. We could use the money.