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The Winter Of Our Undiscontent

Comic Transcript

THE BOSS: I suppose you are wondering why I have called you all here today.

THE BOSS: A fair question, considering that we are, for the most part, enemies. We have always been at each others throats, and we will always do so until one of us stands victorious over all the rest.

THE BOSS: Despite our natural inborn enmity, we all share common values. Today those values are under attack.

THE BOSS: Lately I have noticed a disturbing trend among our customer base. They are exhibiting qualities I find… disturbing.

THE BOSS (SCO): Defiance?

STEVE JOBS: Independence?

G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil?

THE BOSS: General feelings of satisfaction and contentment.

THE BOSS (SCO): Unacceptable!

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