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THE BOSS: How DARE you suggest there is a DEFICIENCY in the evil of this company?

BARRY: All I mean is —

THE BOSS: SILENCE! Your IMPERTINENCE in releasing a beta for FREE and then DARING to suggest that we have lost our —

ALICE: They love the beta.

THE BOSS: … what?

ALICE: We’re getting feedback on the beta. Everyone loves it. users love it, the press loves it. They think it’s fantastic. They think it’s the best thing we’ve ever released.

(Long pause.)

KING: Boss?

BARRY: I’m going to take this opportunity to leave.

ALICE: I would.

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