Comic Transcript
ALEX: So you’re telling me that you have patented “pretty much every aspect of online gaming” and as a result you want to sue us for violating that patent with UberQuest, our online game.
CALLER: That’s right.
ALEX: That’s a pretty broad patent.
CALLER: Yes it is! We’re very pleased with it.
ALEX: I imagine there are a lot of online games that fall under this patent.
CALLER: Pretty much all of them.
ALEX: So I guess you’ll be suing Sony and Blizzard for their online games as well.
CALLER: Nope! Just you guys.
ALEX: Just us?
CALLER: That’s right.
ALEX: Why not them?
CALLER: They’re too hard. We need to level first.
