KING: Hi Barry. What’s up?
BARRY: Nothing good.
KING: What’s wrong?
BARRY: The Boss is mad because the beta for the next version fo Nifty Doorways was released as a free download.
BARRY: He says it “violates the high standards of evil this company has maintained since its inception” and demands that I come up with some way to counter the “dangerous streak of altruism” that might result from this release.
KING: Come up with anything?
BARRY: Not a thing.
BARRY: Sometimes I think we’re running out of evil.
THE BOSS: SILENCE!