Comic Transcript
JIM WASHINGTON: Today in economic news, a spokesman for the technology company Ubersoft accused “the Linux Industry, and the Free Software Community in general” for being responsible for the current economic crisis.
ALICE (On viewscreen): This segment of the computer industry embraces anti-competitive market practices like “sharing” and “cooperation.” These altruistic goals are antithetical to the functioning of a healthy free market.
REPORTER (Just off viewscreen): How does such a small segment of the computer industry do so much damage to the housing market, the consumer credit market, the US auto industry, and the world banking market in general?
ALICE (On viewscreen): Well, they do excellent work.
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