Comic Transcript
SCO LAWYER: We might have a problem.
THE BOSS (SCO): Explain yourself!
SCO LAWYER: It appears the Federal Government has doubts as to whether or not we are a legitimate financial institution. Apparently it doesn’t want to fund the illegitimate ones.
THE BOSS (SCO): You must do everything in our power to convince the Federal Government that we are legitimate!
SCO LAWYER: I will do what I —
THE BOSS (SCO): Don’t forget to dress the part.
(Silence.)
SCO LAWYER: I’d rather not.
THE BOSS (SCO): Unacceptable! You will dress the part!
NARRATOR: Later that day
SCO LAWYER: (Dressed as a banker from the 1800s) Welcome to our bank.
