Clothes Make The Con

Comic Transcript

SCO LAWYER: We might have a problem.

THE BOSS (SCO): Explain yourself!

SCO LAWYER: It appears the Federal Government has doubts as to whether or not we are a legitimate financial institution. Apparently it doesn’t want to fund the illegitimate ones.

THE BOSS (SCO): You must do everything in our power to convince the Federal Government that we are legitimate!

SCO LAWYER: I will do what I —

THE BOSS (SCO): Don’t forget to dress the part.

(Silence.)

SCO LAWYER: I’d rather not.

THE BOSS (SCO): Unacceptable! You will dress the part!

NARRATOR: Later that day

SCO LAWYER: (Dressed as a banker from the 1800s) Welcome to our bank.

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