Comic Transcript
VIKTOR SCHRECK: In summation, the Grand Unified Integrated Litigation Theory is the missing link we have been searching for throughout the entire history of the legal system. with it, we can merge the entire legal system – every single law, be it federal, state, or local ordinance, civil or criminal, high crime or misdemeanor — into a single, unified, legal cudgel that we may swing at whosoever we choose.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: But I sense that there are still skeptics among you. This is only natural. Until something is actually tested in the courts, it is impossible to say with any absolute certainty whether a theory will or will not work.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: What we need is a way to test this theory against a fierce, uncompromising opponent who will spare no expense to see it discredited. Only then will we know that my grand Unified Integrated Litigation Theory heralds a golden age of corporate law.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: With that in mind, I have decided to sue everyone sitting in the audience this evening.