SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: Now that the comparison portion of our demonstration is over, I’d like to —
UNSEEN BLOGGER: Wait a minute. Exactly who is this guy?
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: I’m a spokesman for the Associated Press.
UNSEEN BLOGGER: Not you. The guy in the black t-shirt who smells like he’s been bathing in pizza for the last eight years.
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: He’s an official spokesman for the blogosphere.
KING (Thinking): Uh-oh.
UNSEEN BLOGGER: … what?
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: He showed me his card. And he has a blog. Something to do with cats.
UNSEEN BLOGGER: I don’t think so! I know every cat-blog on the web, and I’ve never heard of this guy!
UNSEEN BLOGGER #2: EVERY cat-blog?
UNSEEN BLOGGER: Well, no.