Comic Transcript
ALEX: So the Boss is actually sending you to crash this meeting the Associated Press has set up?
KING: Looks like it. I’m going to flash my “credentials” and pass myself off as an official representative of the blogging community.
ALEX: Are you ready to go?
KING: Not yet. First I have to get into the official blogging community uniform.
ALEX: The blogging community has a uniform?
KING: Of course not, but I’m not dealing with reality. I’m dealing with the expectations of people who are, for all intents and purposes, clueless. I need to look the way they expect me to look, which means I’m going to have to play to a few crass stereotypes.
ALEX: What did you have in mind?
KING: Since I can’t gain 900 pounds before the meeting I’m going to soak my clothes in pizza grease and coffee.