Always Stack The Deck In Your Favor

Comic Transcript

UNSEEN BLOGGER #1: Traitor!

UNSEEN BLOGGER #2: Imposter!

KING: All right, everyone, let’s all settle down.

SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: I have to say I’m very disappointed in all this. I’m afraid I’m going to have to take drastic measures.

KING: Before you do anything, there’s something you really need to know.

SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: Oh very well. What do you have to say?

(KING pulls out a business card.)

BUSINESS CARD (In COPPERPLATE GOTHIC BOLD font): The bearer of this card is entitled to a three hour head start.

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