UNSEEN BLOGGER #1: Traitor!
UNSEEN BLOGGER #2: Imposter!
KING: All right, everyone, let’s all settle down.
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: I have to say I’m very disappointed in all this. I’m afraid I’m going to have to take drastic measures.
KING: Before you do anything, there’s something you really need to know.
SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: Oh very well. What do you have to say?
(KING pulls out a business card.)
BUSINESS CARD (In COPPERPLATE GOTHIC BOLD font): The bearer of this card is entitled to a three hour head start.