BOSS: So what you are saying is that “Blogging” is a loosely-defined term that encompasses a wide range of activity on the Internet.
ALEX: Pretty much.
BOSS: And the Associated press, in trying to talk to an “official representative” of blogging, is acting out of gross ignorance and a fundamental misunderstanding of the “Blogging Community.”
ALEX: Right again.
BOSS: Perfect. Now I just need to find someone willing to represent themselves as an official representative of this “Blogosphere,” and —
KING: That’d be me.
KING: Yeah, I even have business cards.
ALEX: The bearer of this card is a duly licensed representative of the Internet.”
KING: I use them to get into Trade Shows.
BOSS: I do not want a duly licensed representative of the “Internet.” I want a duly licensed representative of the “Blogosphere.”
KING: I keep those in my checkbook.