BOSS: You have a card that identifies you as an official spokesman for this “Blogging Community?”
KING: Yeah… it’s almost exactly like this one, but it says “Blogosphere” instead of “Internet.”
ALEX: How exactly did you become a duly registered representative of the Blogosphere?
KING: I didn’t. There’s no such thing.
ALEX: I’ll rephrase the question. How exactly did you get credentials that identify you as a duly registered representative of the Blogosphere?
KING: All it takes is a laser printer, some fancy paper from an office supply store, and access to the Copperplate Gothic font.
ALEX: Can a font really be that persuasive?
KING: Hold on a minute.
(KING pulls out a card that says “Yes” in the Copperplate Gothic font.)
ALEX: I have to admit it’s a compelling argument.