MONK: It’s still downloading?
ALEX: Yes. I’m getting a little concerned at this point.
MONK: Why? What’s it doing?
ALEX: It’s downloading updates for Boot Camp.
MONK: … the thing that lets people run Nifty Doorways on a Mac?
ALEX: Yes. Since I’m not running a Mac, I’m not sure why it’s doing this.
MONK: It’s probably part of some dastardly and nefarious scheme.
ALEX: A shorter word for that is “software.”