VIKTOR SHRECK: So you see, Jim, we have widespread, broad-based support from our customers, and it is that support — not as our competitors claim, any “undue influence” on our part — that enabled our Ubersoft Marketing Language to be approved as an ISO Standard.
JIM WASHINGTON: Actually, we’re hearing rumors that some members of the standards body have lodged a formal complaint against the entire process and may try to appeal the decision.
VIKTOR SHRECK: Really? I suppose I’ll have to remind a few people of a few things.
VIKTOR SHRECK: Of course when I say that I’m referring to something that is completely unrelated to blackmail.
JIM WASHINGTON: Good night everyone.
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