Comic Transcript
ALICE: I know you’ve been having a difficult time over the last few years… being labeled a terrorist, arrested twice, put on the no-fly list…
MARK: And?
ALICE: I can make all of that go away. We have a project that needs a writer with a classified clearance, and after you get through the vetting process all that information is updated once and for all!
MARK: Hey that could actually work!
MARK: Wait… that COULD actually work…
[Pause filled with dread]
ALICE: Yes, there is a catch.
MARK: Ah.
