Comic Transcript
MARK: So what’s the catch?
ALICE: The catch is that for the duration of this project you’ll be working in an off-campus high-security facility.
MARK: That doesn’t sound so bad.
ALICE: While you’re working there all your activities will be monitored.
MARK: That’s no different than working here, except you’re admitting it up-front.
ALICE: You will be asked to provide weekly urine and monthly blood samples for analysis.
MARK: That seems… excessive, but it’s still not too —
ALICE: (Interrupting) During this time you will have no access to the Internet.
MARK: No Deal.