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When Recusal Isn’t Enough

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JUDGE: I have been informed by my Bailiff… and my wife… and a few of my colleagues on the bench… and a number of lawyers who DON’T fill me with despair every time they speak… that I probably shouldn’t decide the outcome of this case based on a simple coin-toss.

JUDGE: As I am to be denied that one, small, mercy. I must find a way to resolve this problem in a way that preserves the integrity of this court.

JUDGE: To that end I’m going to call a recess, drink the two bottles of Scotch I have hidden in my desk, and God willing get myself disbarred by Noon.

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