Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: Hello, I’m trying to figure out when we can expect he first service update for Ubersoft Nifty Doorways Verandah. It was already delayed once, and —
ALEX: The service update has been rescheduled and will be released very soon.
CUSTOMER: It will? That’s great news!
ALEX: It’s probably a good idea to start archiving all your data now in preparation for the service update.
CUSTOMER: I’m really looking forward to — wait. What?
ALEX: You should start archiving your data now. That way you won’t have to do it before applying the patch.
CUSTOMER: But… but this is an update to fix problems, right? Why would I need to back up my files if all I’m doing is installing something to fix bugs?
(Silence.)
CUSTOMER: Hello?
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.