No One Has Ever Explained this To My Satisfaction

Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: Hello, I’m trying to figure out when we can expect he first service update for Ubersoft Nifty Doorways Verandah. It was already delayed once, and —

ALEX: The service update has been rescheduled and will be released very soon.

CUSTOMER: It will? That’s great news!

ALEX: It’s probably a good idea to start archiving all your data now in preparation for the service update.

CUSTOMER: I’m really looking forward to — wait. What?

ALEX: You should start archiving your data now. That way you won’t have to do it before applying the patch.

CUSTOMER: But… but this is an update to fix problems, right? Why would I need to back up my files if all I’m doing is installing something to fix bugs?

(Silence.)

CUSTOMER: Hello?

ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.

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