Comic Transcript
PHIL: So you’re not going to let me have a look at the iPhone SDK?
STEVE: Don’t worry, Sport! I said I would, and I meant it. We just have to do a little re-engineering to get you up to Apple Developer standards. Lads?
(APPLE CLONES appear by PHIL.)
PHIL: You have to do what? Hey!
STEVE: Don’t worry, Phil. I can tell you from experience it only hurts a little.
PHIL: But I don’t want to be like you!
STEVE: That’s only because it hasn’t happened yet. Once it’s finished perhaps we’ll play a few rounds of tennis.
PHIL: But I don’t want to be like you!
MARK: Who doesn’t want to be like you?
STEVE: Phil.
MARK: Do I want to know why —
STEVE: Not really.