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ALICE: I don’t get it, Viktor — how do you manage to do this without going crazy?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Manage to do what?

ALICE: Manage to be both plaintiff and defendant at the same time. Doesn’t it get confusing? Contradictory?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Not at all. I’m a lawyer.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Any lawyer worth his salt will have been taught to handle paradoxes by his second year in law school. It simply requires a willingness to compartmentalize until the contradiction is no longer relevant.

ALICE: So you deal with paradox by ignoring it the inherent contradictions until they go away?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: It is a fundamental concept of contract law.

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