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The Opening Round

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JUDGE: As much as it genuinely sickens me, the plaintiff will make opening statements.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Thank you, Your Honor, today I intend to prove that a crime of the most heinous sort – the wanton and careless disregard of that most precious of commodities, Ubersoft’s intellectual property – has been committed. It has been committed intentionally, and with malice aforethought…

VIKTOR SCHRECK: By the man you see sitting before you there!

(beat)

VIKTOR SCRECK: Imagine that I’m sitting over there looking at myself with a mixture of shock, anger, guilt, and reluctant admiration.

ADALAI FOULE (Offscreen): Objection!

JUDGE (Thinking): This is going to be a long trial.

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