Comic Transcript
PHIL: We’ve got a little problem.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Did you get the telephone records?
PHIL: The phone company wants to know why we want them.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Just tell them that the person’s name came up on a Federal database and we’re conducting an investigation.
PHIL: I already did that. They want some sort of proof that we’re with the Federal Government before they give us any information without a warrant.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Tell them we cannot legally admit that we’re part of the Federal Government and we cannot legally admit that we’re investigating anything to do with suspected terrorist activity.
PHIL: Right.
(Pause.)
PHIL: We’re in.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: The best part is that everything we told them is 100% true.
MARK: I really hate you guys.
