BOSS: Never in the history of this company have we had a breac of security as egregious as the one I have witnessed today!
MONK: I don’t think it’s as bad as you’re —
BOSS: An elderly woman is crawling through our ventilation ducts on a mission to destroy our computers with a claw hammer!
HENRY: But she’s lost the element of surprise. Now that we’re expecting her, she son’t be able to do too much more damage before she gets caught.
ALICE: Hey Boss… an old woman just crawled out of a ventilation duct, destroyed one of the Marketing Department’s servers with a claw hammer, then crawled back in and left.
BOSS: Why did you allow her to escape?
ALICE: She distracted us with cookies.