Comic Transcript
JIM WASHINGTON: Due to increasing pressure form the public to clarify the differences between the many versions of the Nifty Doorways Verandah operating system, Ubersoft announced today a consolidation and renaming of the current versions on the market.
JIM WASHINGTON: There are now only three versions of the Verandah operating system, and those three versions have been named to more clearly underscore the primary differences of each.
JIM WASHINGTON: “Nifty Doorways Verandah: Cheap” and “Nifty Doorways Verandah: Expensive” will be available before Christmas. “Nifty Doorways Verandah: Just Give Me Your Wallet” will arrive shortly after the new year.
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