Comic Transcript
MARK: Where is she?
ALEX: Back there. Breaking things.
SOUND EFFECTS: CRASH SMASH CRUNCH
MARK: Mom! Cut it out!
MARK’S MOM: Mark? Is that you, dear?
ALEX: “Mom?”
MARK: Mom, put the hammer down and come out now.
MARK’S MOM: I haven’t finished destroying everything in here. There’s a lovely little scanner in here that’s still mostly in one piece.
SOUND EFFECTS: SMASH
MARK: Mom! Cut it out!
MARK’S MOM: Don’t take that tone with me, young man. You’re not so big that I can’t put you across my knee.
MARK: Now is not the time —
MARK’S MOM: Are you seeing anyone?
MARK: Mom!
MARK’S MOM: I’ll make you a deal. I’ll drop the hammer and come out as soon as you give me grandchildren.
