Family Ties

Comic Transcript

BOSS: Although it required bringing in the expertise of a competitor, your mother has been found and escorted from the premises.

BOSS: I have decided that I will not press charges against her. Although it would be satisfying to exact my vengeance against her unbounded impertinence, I am told that the negative publicity such an action would cause would be too troublesome.

MARK: Well that’s… good news.

BOSS: I shall, however, see to it that the son inherits every ounce of punishment that the mother has managed to avoid.

MARK: It’s usually the oldest son who inherits all the family sins, isn’t it? I mention this only because I’m actually the younger son.

(Silence.)

MARK: We don’t get along.

BOSS: Though I admire your treachery, you are still doomed.

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