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Comic Transcript

ALICE: Alex, I wanted to stop by to let you know that we are once again selling Nifty Doorways Xtreme Performance to our customer base, so can stop pushing Verandah on them instead.

ALEX: What happened to “Verandah is the future of Ubersoft?”

ALICE: Verandah hasn’t been selling as well as XP. We want our future to involve sales. Therefore, we’re going back to our previous future.

ALEX: So our future is no longer really our future.

ALICE: That’s right. Our future is now our past, and our past has once again become our future.

ALEX: “Zen and the Art of Moving Product.”

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