NARRATOR: Meanwhile at SCO…
LAWYER: I’m back from the courtroom. The Judge just issued a rather important ruling.
SCO-BOSS: He decreed that we own the copyright to Unix and that Uniqque has no valid legal claim against us.
LAWYER: No, he decreed that Uniqque owns the copyright to Unix and that we owe them more money than we can afford to pay in licensing fees.
SCO-BOSS: So we won.