Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: Hi, I’m calling from InfoThud Magazine.
ALEX: Hello. This is Alex, your technical support representative. How can I help you today?
CUSTOMER: Well my editor wanted me to a comprehensive review on Nifty Doorways Verandah… he got me a new laptop with Verandah pre-installed, and I’ve been using it nonstop for about three weeks.
ALEX: All right. What seems to be the problem?
CUSTOMER: Your operating system has robbed me of all hope.
ALEX: It’s not theft, sir. The license agreement specifically allows us to take that.