It’s Only A Matter Of Time

Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: Your license allows you to take away my hope?

ALEX: No, our license allows us to limit the use of OUR hope in our computing environment.

CUSTOMER: What do you mean YOUR hope? What do your emotions have to do with this at all?

ALEX: Patent 10035823948328, “Use of Feelings of Determination and Optimism in a Computing Environment.”

CUSTOMER: You patented hope???

ALEX: In a computing environment. Otherwise it would have been too broadly defined.

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