Comic Transcript
MONK: Phil, I’d like to lodge a complaint about this software box.
PHIL: What’s wrong with it?
MONK: Well I think it appears to be sentient, a bit evil, and I think it’s stalking me.
PHIL: It’s not stalking you.
MONK: What is it doing, then?
PHIL: It’s waiting for you to stumble so it can claim your eternal soul.
(Pause.)
PHIL: Come to think of it, that probably also qualifies as stalking you.
