Being Specific

Comic Transcript

MONK: Phil, I’d like to lodge a complaint about this software box.

PHIL: What’s wrong with it?

MONK: Well I think it appears to be sentient, a bit evil, and I think it’s stalking me.

PHIL: It’s not stalking you.

MONK: What is it doing, then?

PHIL: It’s waiting for you to stumble so it can claim your eternal soul.

(Pause.)

PHIL: Come to think of it, that probably also qualifies as stalking you.

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