Help Desk

Send In The Robots

Comic Transcript

PHIL (with a ROBOSCOTT next to him): Hey Alex.

ALEX: Phil, what the heck is that???

PHIL: Oh… well, the Boss heard how you managed to avoid helping a customer by imagining what Scott would have done, then doing the opposite. So he ordered me to create an army of miniature Scott robots.

ALEX: …Scott robots?

ROBOSCOTT: Be. Nice. To. Strangers.

PHIL: Ultimately they’re going to sit on our shoulders and act the way Scott would, allowing us to act in the opposite manner.

ROBOSCOTT: Always. Say. Please. And. Thank. You.

PHIL: We still need to make a few modifications, but RoboScott is almost ready to go.

ALEX: What modifications do you need to make?

ROBOSCOTT: Never. Raise. Your. Voice. In. Public

(Off-panel, stage right)
#CRACK!
#AUGH!

ROBOSCOTT: Be. Kind. Rewind.

PHIL: Well… for one thing, the current model is still a little too heavy for the shoulder mount.

ROBOSCOTT: Look. Both. Ways. Before. Crossing.

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