Comic Transcript
PHIL (with a ROBOSCOTT next to him): Hey Alex.
ALEX: Phil, what the heck is that???
PHIL: Oh… well, the Boss heard how you managed to avoid helping a customer by imagining what Scott would have done, then doing the opposite. So he ordered me to create an army of miniature Scott robots.
ALEX: …Scott robots?
ROBOSCOTT: Be. Nice. To. Strangers.
PHIL: Ultimately they’re going to sit on our shoulders and act the way Scott would, allowing us to act in the opposite manner.
ROBOSCOTT: Always. Say. Please. And. Thank. You.
PHIL: We still need to make a few modifications, but RoboScott is almost ready to go.
ALEX: What modifications do you need to make?
ROBOSCOTT: Never. Raise. Your. Voice. In. Public
(Off-panel, stage right)
#CRACK!
#AUGH!
ROBOSCOTT: Be. Kind. Rewind.
PHIL: Well… for one thing, the current model is still a little too heavy for the shoulder mount.
ROBOSCOTT: Look. Both. Ways. Before. Crossing.