Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: Later that day.
SCOTT (Talking on phone): Hello? Oh, hi Alice. nothing much — at home, just watching TV.
SCOTT: Yes, I’m really quitting. I’m tired of working at a place that stands for everything that appalls me.
SCOTT: Well I plan on getting a job at a more ethical company, that’s what.
SCOTT: I dunno. I thought maybe I’d start with law firms that represent tobacco companies who market their products to blind infants and work my way up from there.