Help Desk

A Lack Of Complaints

Comic Transcript

BOSS: Alex, I am very displeased with the latest report from the Complaints Department.

ALEX: What’s wrong?

BOSS: Complaints about the level of service surrounding the iPhone activation and iPhone cellular phone support have decreased rapidly over the last last few days.

ALEX: Oh… right… Steve bribed me with an iPhone so I eased off.

BOSS: WHAT???

ALEX: Sorry Boss. It’s an iPhone.

BOSS: Alex, you are my employee. I pay your salary. I will not have you disrupting my fiendish plot to destroy Apple simply because you’re smitten with their latest toy!

STEVE THE PAPERCLIP: I got one for you too, Old Man.

BOSS: Carry on.

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