Comic Transcript
BOSS: Alex, I am very displeased with the latest report from the Complaints Department.
ALEX: What’s wrong?
BOSS: Complaints about the level of service surrounding the iPhone activation and iPhone cellular phone support have decreased rapidly over the last last few days.
ALEX: Oh… right… Steve bribed me with an iPhone so I eased off.
BOSS: WHAT???
ALEX: Sorry Boss. It’s an iPhone.
BOSS: Alex, you are my employee. I pay your salary. I will not have you disrupting my fiendish plot to destroy Apple simply because you’re smitten with their latest toy!
STEVE THE PAPERCLIP: I got one for you too, Old Man.
BOSS: Carry on.
