Comic Transcript
SCOTT: What is the matter with you people?
ANDY (GOOGLE DEVELOPER): What do you mean?
SCOTT: Whatever happened to “Don’t be evil?”
ANDY: It’s our corporate motto.
SCOTT: But you ARE evil.
ANDY: No we’re not.
SCOTT: You wear robes covered in evil runes. You use the occult to develop software. YOUR CEILING EATS PEOPLE.
ANDY: It gets hungry.
