Comic Transcript
FRED (RED-SHIRTED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE): Hello everyone! Welcome to Google! I’m Fred, and I work in the HR Department.
FRED (RED-SHIRTED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE): You are all here for the same reason: you want a chance to work at this great company. Unfortunately, only a few will be given that opportunity.
FRED (RED-SHIRTED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE): As you may be aware, Google uses a series of cunningly devised tests to gauge whether its prospective employees have what it takes to work here. Today you will experience these tests first hand.
(A tentacle descends from the ceiling and grabs someone at random.)
SOMEONE AT RANDOM: Wauuuugh!
FRED (RED-SHIRTED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE): Your first test will be to avoid being eaten by our ceiling.
