Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How may I assist you today?
CUSTOMER: Oh, that’s easy. You could make it work.
ALEX: “It?”
CUSTOMER: My life. The world. The myriad and often incomprehensible underpinnings of reality that combine to create a cruel tableau of incomprehensible want and indecipherable intent.
CUSTOMER: If you could soft all that out, put all the pieces in the right order, and make sure it’s all working in a comprehensible and mostly straightforward way it’d be a big help.
ALEX: We don’t provide metaphysical support.
CUSTOMER: Well you don’t provide any OTHER kind of support EITHER!
