Help Desk

Metaphysical Support

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How may I assist you today?

CUSTOMER: Oh, that’s easy. You could make it work.

ALEX: “It?”

CUSTOMER: My life. The world. The myriad and often incomprehensible underpinnings of reality that combine to create a cruel tableau of incomprehensible want and indecipherable intent.

CUSTOMER: If you could soft all that out, put all the pieces in the right order, and make sure it’s all working in a comprehensible and mostly straightforward way it’d be a big help.

ALEX: We don’t provide metaphysical support.

CUSTOMER: Well you don’t provide any OTHER kind of support EITHER!

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