Comic Transcript
VOICE: We need more concrete! And lead lining!
VOICE: Bring the decontaminant over here… this seal is about to rupture.
MARK: What the heck is going on down there?
VOICE: The Geiger counter is off the scale, sir.
VOICE 1: I need two hazmat teams sent around the back.
VOICE 2: Yes sir!
ALEX: Phil was working on something that was supposed to compete with the new iPhone. Apparently when they turned it on something went horribly wrong. Now they’re sealing up the building.
VOICE: The carnage… it’s just too much to take in.
MARK: Oh.
MARK: At least this time he didn’t take down most of the North American power grid.
ALEX: Yeah, he’s definitely improving.
VOICE 1: Maybe we should call a priest.
VOICE 2: There will be no priests!
