MARK: (Thinking) OK… I only have a half hour left on my lunch break to get this done. Fire up the laptop…
MARK: (Thinking) Log in to the wireless network…
MARK’S COMPUTER: Welcome to the McFoodstuff’s wi-fi network. Please enter the access number on your McFoodstuff’s activation card.
MARK’S COMPUTER: It will cost $2.00 to activate your activation card.
MARK: (Thinking) I think I need my baseball bat.