JUDGE: Young man, did you just try to bribe this court?
DORIAN: Absolutely not. Google has a very strict “don’t be evil” policy, and bribery is a textbook definition of evil. If I, acting in my capacity as legal counsel for Google, attempted to purchase a courthouse for obscene amounts of money, it must by definition have been for a non-evil reason.
JUDGE: So you’re saying that because Google’s motto is “don’t be evil” then anything Google does must, by definition, not be evil?
JUDGE: Right. Excuse me.
SOUND EFFECT: Whang!
VIKTOR SCHRECK: That safety glass is surprisingly strong.
DORIAN: I’ll get the bailiff.