ERIC BURNS: There has to be SOME way I can get my site declassified as a phishing site.
ALEX: You’re going to need to prove that you really are who you say you are.
ERIC BURNS: What?
ALEX: You claim you’re a literary critic who spends a good portion of his time discussing webcomics as an art form, rather than a craven Mac-using identity thief who uses a website designed to lure webcomic fans and artists to their financial ruin.
ERIC BURNS: That’s because I AM a literary critic who spends a good portion of his time discussing webcomics as an art form.
ALEX: I’m going to need proof of that before I can remove the red flag from your site.
ERIC BURNS: How am I supposed to do that?
ALEX: I don’t know. Say something literate and critical.
ERIC BURNS: *Sigh* Very well.
ERIC BURNS: “Taken as a whole, Ubersoft’s documentation is overwhelmed and ultimately diminished by the author’s use of device drivers as a recurring motif.”
MARK: I heard that!