Comic Transcript
JUDGE: You!
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Hello, Your Honor.
JUDGE: … I hoped I’d never see you again.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Sorry.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: I am here to protest unseemly, unethical, and stridently anticompetitive business practices on the part of the defendant.
(Silence.)
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Your Honor?
JUDGE: Irony… thick… can’t… breathe…
